I Believe in Healthcare and Hexes T-Shirt

Return Policy

Look, we get it. Sometimes things don’t work out.
(Like that one situationship. Or bangs.)

But here’s the deal:

We accept returns only within 30 days of your purchase. After that, your shirt is officially your emotional support garment. No take-backs, no do-overs. Time marches on, babe.

Important stuff you should know (aka the “please don’t yell at us” section):
Every shirt is custom printed just for you—like a very specific love letter from our warehouse to your body. That means we don’t accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues.
So please triple-check that size chart before clicking "add to cart." (We know it’s a pain. So is adulthood.)

TL;DR:

☆  You’ve got 30 days to return something if it’s damaged or we messed up.

☆  No size swaps. Seriously. Not even if Mercury’s in retrograde.

☆  You wear it weird? That’s on you.

☆  You wear it with confidence? That’s the spirit.

We’re a small, emotionally exhausted team trying to survive late-stage capitalism one sarcastic T-shirt at a time. Be kind.

Questions? Concerns? Existential spirals?
Email us. We’ll answer. Eventually.

SHIPPING

USA: Our order processing time is 1-3 days and shipping is 2-5 days depending on location.

Please order early to make sure you will have it in time.