Shipping policy

U.S. Orders: We usually take 1–3 days to get our act together and process your order. After that, shipping takes about 2–5 business days, depending on where you live and how cooperative the postal gremlins are.

International Orders: Processing still takes 1–3 days, but shipping can take a week or more. Plan accordingly—or don’t, but then don’t yell at us.

Basically, if you need something by a certain date, please order early. Like, early early. Future You will thank you. Probably.