All I Want is a Silent Night...To Read my Books Christmas Sweatshirt
All I Want is a Silent Night...To Read my Books Christmas Sweatshirt
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All I want for Christmas is... some peace and quiet. This “All I Want Is a Silent Night to Read My Books” sweatshirt is for the introverted bookworm who’s counting pages, not party invites.
It looks like a cozy knit sweater, but surprise—it’s actually a printed sweatshirt. So you get all the festive vibes with none of the scratchy wool or holiday small talk.
Soft, comfy, and perfect for pretending you’re reading “just one more chapter” until January.
✨ Printed sweatshirt (not a knitted sweater)
📚 Perfect for readers, librarians, and quiet-night enthusiasts
🎄 Ugly-sweater energy, but make it bookish
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 28.74 | 29.76 | 30.75 | 31.73 | 32.99 |
| Width, in | 20.35 | 21.73 | 23.11 | 24.49 | 25.87 |
| Sleeve Length, in | 23.25 | 24.13 | 24.87 | 25.63 | 26.25 |
- Made of 100% durable polyester
- Medium weight fabric for comfort
- Classic fit with a crew neck design
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Sizing
Sizing
Return Policy
Return Policy
Return Policy
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don’t work out.
(Like that one situationship. Or bangs.)
But here’s the deal:
We accept returns only within 30 days of your purchase. After that, your shirt is officially your emotional support garment. No take-backs, no do-overs. Time marches on, babe.
Important stuff you should know (aka the “please don’t yell at us” section):
Every shirt is custom printed just for you—like a very specific love letter from our warehouse to your body. That means we don’t accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues.
So please triple-check that size chart before clicking "add to cart." (We know it’s a pain. So is adulthood.)
TL;DR:
☆ You’ve got 30 days to return something if it’s damaged or we messed up.
☆ No size swaps. Seriously. Not even if Mercury’s in retrograde.
☆ You wear it weird? That’s on you.
☆ You wear it with confidence? That’s the spirit.
We’re a small, emotionally exhausted team trying to survive late-stage capitalism one sarcastic T-shirt at a time. Be kind.
Questions? Concerns? Existential spirals?
Email us. We’ll answer. Eventually.
Shipping
Shipping
SHIPPING
USA: Our order processing time is 1-3 days and shipping is 2-5 days depending on location.
Please order early to make sure you will have it in time.
